Bye(:

MOVED.
Hopefully to a better place.

OMFG!

NINE MORE DAYS TILL I SEE GRISSOM, CATHERINE, WARRICK, NICK, GREG, BRASS AND, OF COURSE, SARA.
God: Help me live that long.

P/S: Maybe I should switch to LJ... :D

"NICK!"

George Eads!
:D
ELLEN WITH GEORGE EADS, PART ONE:


ELLEN WITH GEORGE EADS, PART 2:


OMG I LOVE GEORGE.
AND ELLEN.
:D

GEORGE EADS, L'OREAL AD:

YES. L'OREAL.

watch the world go by

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

...

I WON.

Got Promo?

I do!
:D

Hee.
Enjoy(:

~

Author: rhille
Pairing: Grissom/Sara (GSR)
Spoilers/Timeline:
Diclaimer: I don't own nuthin'.
Rating: T
Status: In Progress
Summary: Sara really gets him going, doesn't she?
(Pulse--Chapter One)

Big Girls Don't Cry

Maths was mind-numbing.
With waterworks.


I hate it whenever somebody cries.

tee hee

My mom was driving me home today when this idiot driver in front of us nearly backed into us after dropping off her MGS daughter.
So of course mom had to get out of the car and start screaming at the woman, who, surprise, surprise, drives a Nissan Sunny.

Nissan Sunny drivers always seem to be perpetual idiots.

Anyway, my fanfic (of Sandle at an LJ community: sandleslove ) got posted! :D
Click here to read my fic and two others.
You can vote as well (you don't need to be a member of sandleslove to vote)!

Hint, hint.

Okay, okay, so I want to win.

Who doesn't?

18

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

(I still don't know how Natalie got Sara under the car though. :/
And what did she DO to Sara??? Why is she all beaten up?!)

~

Wrote another fanfic. R&R!

Author: rhille
Pairing: Grissom/Sara (GSR)
Spoilers/Timeline: Seasons One to Seven
Diclaimer: Yeah yeah. I don't own them.
Rating: PG?
Status: In Progress
Summary: Short and sweetly GSR.
(Seasoning--First)

and

Author: rhille
Pairing: Greg/Sara
Spoilers/time line: Season 7
Rating: PG
Status: Complete
Summary: OneShot. Sara realises Greg is the one she really needs
(Green Glass)

LAURA IS A VERY HAPPY GIRL RIGHT NOW.
8D
I GOT TEN REVIEWS ON GREEN GLASS!!!
(And I'm greedy. I WANT MORE.)

Curses.

NEW PROMO, WITH MORE CLIPS FROM DEAD DOLL!

~

I can honestly say that I really hate Fanfiction.net right now.
>:(
I submitted a story of two chapters (albeit extremely SHORT ones) yesterday, and they were shown on my profile page.
But when I came online today, an email in my hotmail account cheerfully told me that I had "failed to accept certain guidelines" and "violated" said guidelines too.

-_-

HELLO: WHAT DID I VIOLATE???

I am so going over those guidelines again.

~

ANYWAY: SHAMEERA! REVIEW THAT GREEN GLASS STORY.
And here are the two chapters which got DELETED AND CAUSED ME TO BE BARRED FROM SUBMITTING STORIES UNTIL SUNDAY:

i)

Her smile was as bright as the Vegas lights.

Gap-toothed. Mega-watted. Sincere.

And it made his heart flip over more than Norman the Dummy falling off that hotel rooftop.


ii)

Their fingers touch as he hands her the fingerprint powder and brush.

As he slides past her, he can feel her warm breath on his neck.

Their hips bump for a moment as he turns to look for Catherine.


Thank God for airplane bathrooms.


I STILL HATE FANFIC. :(

~

I also like my new template:D
I did something funny with my template to get that image up where the blog's title should be.
That header is from Dead Doll, with all the police cars and choppers going out into the desert to find Sara.
(GREG WAS IN THE CHOPPER. <333333)
Off to read those damned guidelines now.

nuff said

GSR video. Contains Season 8 Spoilers.

Also, visit my fanfic account and REVIEW, please: http://www.fanfiction.net/~rhille

Posted two fanfics, R&R both please(:

babies and bats

OKAY JUST TO KICK OFF THIS POST, I HAVE TWO SERIOUS KICK ASS PROMOS FOR CSI'S SEASON 8 PREMIERE RIGHT HERE:


SERIOUS EEKS.

Anyway, yesterday was pretty FABBB.
For ACES day, TWOGEEWHY tied 2nd place with GR for the Hip Hop routine thing! :D
*applause*
We also won "Yummiest Salad" for our fruit popiah and "Class Which Earned the Most Money".

Then I went around to the staff room to give the teachers' their presents. I realised I only gave presents to like a HANDFUL of them.
:/

The teachers' performance ROCKEDDDD.

Fave was Mr Cheng/Mrs Low's immortal performance:
MR CHENG: (drabbles on about him being Luke Skywalker or whatever and how he's going to kill Mrs Low, who's dressed as Darth Vader, swinging his stupid orange lightsaber around)
MRS LOW: STOP! I AM...
MR CHENG: (stops)... Father?
(SILENCE)
MRS LOW: No. I am your PRINCIPAL.
(takes corny Vader mask off as Mr Cheng does an overdramatic fainting spell)

AND MR LIM WAS ELTON JOHN.
Dressed to the nines in a YELLOW SEQUIN TOP HAT and a yellow feather boa.
And Natalie was all," ISN'T ELTON JOHN GAYYYY???"
Which made Tammy and I laugh so hard that we cried.

Too bad the performance was so long; I missed my school bus and had to wait till two-thirty for my mom to come pick me up.

Then it was back to school at four, where I found Ms Lin and Lil Sis waiting. Then Sham, Ris and Melli came and we were taught how to work the DJ system before going off for dinner.
When we came back, Lil Sis and I went on the inflatable bouncy castle-cum-slide thing TWICE.

IT WAS SOOOO FUN. ;D

When the disco FINALLY started, Melli, Ris and I were ROCKIN'. XD (Sham was busily dancing and Lil Sis had gone home after a stomach ache. :( )
MELLI AND RIS AND I CHOSE ALL THE SONGS (E.G. THE TOTALLY ANNOYING TOKYO DRIFT, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCIN' AND, OF COURSE, UMBRELLA) WHICH GOT THE
PEOPLE RARINGGGG.

Then when the primary school took over, they played all the explicit songs, like Avril's "Girlfriend", WITH the eff word blasted in. -_- THEY ARE SO STUPIDDDD. WHO PLAYS "BUTTONS" AS WELL???

Went on the slide/bouncy castle another five times with Nicole and Yue Ru before finally going home(:

OH YESSSS.
And a certain teacher kept bugging us to stop "Bye Bye Bye" and put in HER music. And when we did, she and two IRRITATING j_________ just jumped up and started dancing.

CAN ANYONE SAY GLORY WHORE???

honours day

It was really FUNNN.

Sat next to Booth and Portman. Spent most of the time talking to each other in posh British accents.
XD

Then Portman told us about how she learned in Bio. that when you hit your knee in the place where the knee and the tendon meet, your leg will automatically kick forward.
So OF COURSE Booth had to go and try it out.
(SHE COULDN'T FIND THE PLACE WHERE HER KNEE AND TENDON MEET. LOL.)

Also made fun of one of the emcees (shan't say who XD) and her terrible pronounciation of Chinese names.

ACK ACES DAY TMR.
I REALLY HOPE I DON'T FORGET THE MOVES.


eff you, fanfiction.net.

Thank God for CSI.

I LOVE YOU WHOEVER POSTED THIS ON JJA.

:D

I feel seriously happy today. :D
BECAUSEEEE:
1) I finished my FANFICCCCCC.
2) Finished studying Science.
3) CSI Stokes *KOFFKOFF* helped me turn down the air-conditioner AGAIN. :DDDDD
4) Eye candy in today's ensemble. He does water polo too, Joy!!!
5) GSR has officially claimed my heart again; I was shipping Sandle more for a
little while, but now it's GSR again thanks to some good old fanfics.

:D

I need to talk to Shameera.
BADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

red bikes&mahogany benches

THIS.
IS.
SO.
COOL.
http://www.csitheexperience.org
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

For my birthday, I really want to go there.
I mean, they freaking sell MINTS WITH CSI LOGOS ON THEM.
I want.

Oh, and CalleighSidle, the spoilers are in the post before this one(:
Happy Spoiler-ing.

making an ass out of you and me

OKAY.
SO I WAS WRONG.
AGAIN.
The OFFICIAL episode list of you-know-what goes like this:
1)Dead Doll
2)A La Cart
3)Go to Hell
4)Case of the Cross Dressing Carp (HELLO?! WHAT IS THIS?!)
5)Death
No more Epiphany OR High Roller.
:/

Also got wind of Season 8 Dead Doll Spoilers.
Don't click if you don't want to be spoiled!

Found images from Dead Doll (they're currently shooting Go to Hell, according to Naren Shankar, co-executive producer and co-showrunner for CSI). They're of Grissom and Nick, set in the desert. Some screencaps show them finding the car Sara was last seen under and analysing it for evidence.
Don't click, don't spoil!
These screencaps can also be found at other LiveJournal sites.
If you look hard enough, anyways.

JorjaAllAround has also uncovered some information about episode four, Case of the Cross Dressing Carp.
You know you want to. Click, that is.

For Season 8, in general, Nicky will once again be put in the spotlight. We'll also see more of our beloved Lab Rats (HAHA, SHAMEERA!) and will delve deeper into their relationships with each other. For Catherine, we'll be looking into her family matters and she'll also meet up with Adam Novak (real-life husband Alan Rosenberg) for the third time. (HAHA, GRILLOWS IS THREATENEDDDD. :D) Also mentioned is Marg and William's ending-of-contract at the end of Season 8. Nothing has been said about the renewal of their contracts.
Full article Here

35 more days.
I AM SO EXCITED!

can't stop investigating my csi

TEE HEE HEE.
Veronica Lake (formerly Vivian Lee/Leigh) is only going to appear in FOUR episodes of CSI, Season 8!
Ms. Lake is played by Jessica Lucas.
Click on her name to find out her filmography and what she looks like.
THANK GOD she isn't that hot, or as hot as model Karolina Wydra. Later Greg dates her, then how? :(
(Again, click on her name to check her out.
NOT IN THAT WAY.)
TV Guide has also confirmed, along with other numerous sources, that Jessica Lucas/Veronica Lake is NOT going to be replacing Jorja Fox/Sara Sidle! :DDDDD
Again, TEE HEE HEE.
In Season 8, Grissom will also have an obsession with beehives (?!) after finding one in a house he investigates.
He will reportedly study the beehive throughout the season, trying to figure out why honeybees are dying around the world.

Creepy.

Okay, that's about all I have.
Looks like Sidle is going to live after all. (:

back in the game

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(:
managed to sneak on the computer today!
I love my new (blog)skin.
*hugs new blogskin*

Spoilers for Season 8!!!

8x01 Dead Doll - Sept. 27, 2007
The eighth season of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation picks up right where the previous season left off, and fans will finally learn Sara's fate.

The seventh season of CSI ended with a cliffhanger. The team finally captured the elusive miniature killer, Natalie, and discovered that one of their own was missing. Natalie's final miniature revealed that Sara had been kidnapped and was trapped somewhere in the desert, alive but clearly in danger. Grissom questioned Natalie but was unable to determine Sara's location, and so "Living Doll" ended with Sara's life hanging in the balance.

According to CSI Files sources, the first episode of season eight begins where "Living Doll" ended: the team is searching for Sara. Catherine and Greg go to the parking structure where Sara was abducted and speak to the security guard. Catherine has no patience as she questions him, clearly worried about Sara and knowing that their time is running out. He is able to give them a time frame for when Sara had been in the structure, and Greg tells Catherine that he will check the surveillance video for clues.

Meanwhile, Sofia is with a wounded Natalie. They are in an interrogation room, but Sofia won't be getting any information out of the woman. A police psychiatrist explains that Natalie has had a psychotic break. Sofia has Hodges swab the wound on Natalie's scalp and scrape under her fingernails to gather evidence. She is adamant that nothing prevent Natalie from going to jail for what she's done. Every minute that passes lessens their chances of finding Sara in time. The team races against the clock to ensure that their friend and colleague makes it home alive. Things take a turn in a positive direction when they get a lead from the auto salvage yard where Natalie acquired the red Mustang.


8x2 A La Cart - Oct. 4, 2007
The second episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation involves a case where even the witnesses didn't see a thing. According to CSI Files sources, "À La Cart" follows the case of a man murdered in a restaurant where the lights are turned off. Restaurant owner Pippa Sanchez explains that when the patrons are deprived of sight, their other senses are heightened, creating a sensual eating experience. The very thing that makes the restaurant unique makes the murder investigation more difficult. Despite the room being full of people, nobody actually saw the murder take place. Warrick, Catherine and Brass try to piece together what happened to the victim, Hampton Huxley. Huxley was stabbed in the temple at his table. The three young women who were dining with him had no idea that he was dead until they were getting ready to leave the restaurant. April Kissimee, who has blood on her shirt, explains that she thought Huxley, an older man, had just fallen asleep after their meal.

Pink angora fibers from April's dress lead the CSIs to Frankie Vannucci, who was dining in the restaurant with his brothers at the same time as Huxley's group. When Brass questions him about the fibers, Vannucci admits that he used the darkness as a chance to get close to Huxley's table and play a perverse joke on one of the "kitties" who were dining with the older man. The waiter, a blind man named Michael Bowie, tells Brass that he escorted Vannucci back to his table. Bowie explains that he has an advantage working in the restaurant since other people rely on their eyes and need help getting around. Brass asks whether Bowie heard anything unusual, but he says that he didn't know that anything had gone wrong until April couldn't wake Huxley up and called for help. In the restaurant, Warrick and Catherine examine the rest of the room and find evidence of a struggle at a different table.

Meanwhile, Nick and Greg investigate the decapitation of Peter Bastille. They visit a go-cart track where the young man had been racing the day before. When they get a list of the race results, they discover that Peter had consistently beat 19-year-old Rodney "Hot Rod" Anderson. Nick goes to talk to Rodney and notices that he is wearing an Army Ranger belt--a belt that belonged to Peter Bastille.


8x3 Go To Hell - Oct. 11, 2007
In "Go to Hell", a couple is found dead in a hotel room, and the team finds fingerprints that belong to a pedophile at the scene--bad news for the couple's missing daughter.

According to CSI Files sources, the episode opens with footage of the seedier side of Las Vegas. Desperate souls--hookers, drunkards, homeless people--line the street on a sweltering hot day. One homeless man staggers, making his way into an alley, but he can't go any farther. He falls to the ground. Meanwhile, Reverend Johnnie Rhodes gives a sermon. His voice is strong as he speaks of judgment. Hell will not come when we die, he says, because Hell is already here--in Las Vegas. Sex, drinking, gambling--mankind imbibes but does not even realize that judgment isn't waiting for death. The human race, he says, is already damned.

That night, Warrick and Catherine are on their way to a crime scene. They must park two blocks from the hotel where the murders took place because of Sanitation work. As they walk by an alley on their way to where they really need to be, Warrick notices something strange. When he goes to investigate, he finds the body of the homeless man. Confirming that the man is dead--the body count is forever rising--Catherine calls it in and leaves a uniformed officer to wait with the body.

A hotel is the site of a double murder. A man and his wife, the Macalinos, are dead, and Brass questions the desk clerk. They paid in advance for a week, he says. He hands over a register with the license plate number of the car, but Brass is unable to read the handwriting--and so is the clerk. He can decipher only enough of his own writing to see an "N" and a "V", which he is sure must mean "Nevada". This isn't terribly helpful.

The team discovers that couple's youngest daughter, Elizabeth, has been killed in their home, shot in the head. Their other daughter, however, is missing. This is no longer just about murder--now they have the kidnapping of Amy Macalino to deal with. As if the news could get any worse, the fingerprints they lifted from the hotel room come back to a convicted pedophile: Reverend Johnnie Rhodes.

Catherine works the case of the dead homeless man, Eddie Kaye, with her new swing-shift partner Vivian Lee. A 20-something CSI level one, Vivian is extremely curious and talkative--to the point that Catherine announces that she is limiting the other woman to 20 questions per case. Together, they have to discover what happened to the old man. He has clean socks, the cellophane wrapper to a sandwich, and a bundle of papers wrapped in rubber bands. Although the license that they find in Eddie's pocket is his own, the man in the picture seems worlds away from the man they see laying in front of them. They hope that fingerprints found on the license will lead them to their killer, but instead the prints come back to a police officer.


*Please note that the above plot details have not been confirmed by CBS, Alliance Atlantis or Bruckheimer Films, and until such time you should treat this information as you would any other rumour. The above information comes from early script drafts and the details of the episodes are liable to change before the episodes are shown.

Okay, so I got the title of the third episode wrong.
>:/
EW. VIVIAN.
They even had to choose a POISONOUS sounding name.
Like.
Wth.
Oh wells.
At least Catherine isn't as nice to her as she is with Sara! :DDDD

GREG.
WATCH OUTTTTT.
:(

Fever!

I have a fever.
And I feel like throwing up.
And I was made to swallow a humongous white Panadol pill twice the width of my gullet.

I also don't think I've ever mentioned it before, but I'd really like to know who "hi!", the person popping up on my tagboard, is.
:D
ADD ME, HI!:
skittlesonthestreet_@hotmail.com

Also.
SARA IS LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, BITCHES.

IN YOUR FACE, ANTI-SARA/GSR PEOPLE.

(Okay, maybe not the Anti-GSR people.
I heard Grissom/Sara are breaking up.
:((((
BUT.
THAT MEANS THERE'S A CHANCE FOR...
SANDLEEEEE!)

OUCH.

At least I was smart enough to snap a couple of pictures of the bruising before they faded away.

You know, just in case I need Child Services to back me up or whatever.




Watching CSI helps you, you know.

Google Earth <333

That is my new love.
:D

It's so accurate!
(They even got the part about my place having a pool right!)

EEPS.

TUITION YESTERDAY WAS UBER EMBARRASING.
Nick was doing this homework thing for Chinese:

NICK: If the north pole is '北极' in Chinese, what's polar bear?
(Polar bears live in the North Pole)
NATHAN: 北极熊.
NICK: OK, then if south pole is '南极', what's penguin?
(Penguins live in the South Pole)
ME (trying to be helpful): 南极鸟?

And basically, everyone just sat there and burst out laughing.
Even that stupid new St. Marg's girl who seems to like ol' Nicky too.
At least HE didn't laugh.
Just smiled.


But it was still way embarrassing.

(Only when I got home and opened my Chinese dictionary did I realise penguin, in Chinese, was ' 企鹅'.
GOD. I AM SUCH A LOSER.)

"Stickmen don't have PORN!"

Missed one period of the double period Mother Tongue today, due to National Day rehearsal.
:D
This was good, as I can now put off my Chinese oral for another few days or so.

SUGAR RUSH IN MATHS!
(Chaisy and sugar should stay away from each other.
Really.)
Mrs Lee gave us a mini candy pizza, explaining that as we were learning about sectors of circles, it would be apt to bring in a physical body for us to better understand.
(At least, that's what I thought.)

Got slammed in PE by Ranita's team.
Stupid ball didn't go in the direction I wanted it to.

Science was pretty stupid.
All about resistors and an imaginary resist-meter.

Then after school, Ranita, Jeph, Sham Chaisy and I went out to Orchard and stopped by Starbucks to grab a drink. Froze while Sham quizzed Jeph on Parisian/London-ian life.

Then we all went to Centrepoint (Yvonn and Farhana lost their way and followed us; also found out that when they got a Gold award, the went to high tea at a hotel. Gold with Honours? PIZZA HUT), where I got my Goo Goo Dolls album and my CSI Cold Burn book.

Took many, many pictures:

Okay, that's all for now.

Will upload other pics some other time(:

Pimp My Ride?

GRRR.
My Anti-Wendy/Sofia, Anybody? page got shut down.
Well, I wasn't expecting it to like, STAY there forever, or whatever.
I mean, a site moderator would've probably taken it down.
But they didn't have to take it down within the frikkin' TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>:(

EFF TWINS1729.
EVEN THE FRIKKIN SCREENNAME MAKES NO SENSE.
And guess why they even deleted the page?
HERE:
We all that don't we don't like the characters, but this page is mean, and the content is inappropiate

I'm not even trying to kid you.
THAT'S their reason.
Which, by the way, makes NO BLOODY SENSE AT ALL.
"We all that don't we don't like characters"???
I tried to think of another word, thinking that it was just a typo error, but I couldn't figure out a word like that.
IT IS JUST PLAIN BAD ENGLISH.
See, even people in AMERICA will start saying "lah", "leh" and "meh".

HUMPH.
I AM SUPER PISSED OFF.
Oh well.
I'll just bitch about them everyday to csifanatic333 and thechokingkind and TheFoxFan.
:D
And maybe dedicate a whole blog to hating them.




TAKE THAT, TWINS1729, YOU EFFING EFF.

Damn It.

I found out when CSI's eighth season is premiering:
28th Sept., 2pm Singaporean time.
Over there, it'll be the 27th, 10pm.

Sob.

I have to wait 6 more days???!!!
ARGH.

Also found out the first five episodes of Season 8:
1) Dead Doll
[Eeeks. Last eppy of last season was LIVING Doll. Please don't let this refer to Sara, PLEASE don't let this refer to Sara, PLEASE...]
2) A La Cart
3) Epiphany
4) High Roller
5) Death

All of this can be found at this webbie .

Catche the Monster by its Toe

CURTIS (a parody of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
sung by the CSIs & Detective Brass to Sofia Curtis
Leech, leech, nothing but a leech!
You suck, we rock, bye bye bitch.
You do nothing but talk and talk,
ooner or later you're gonna have to walk.
Sofia, Sofia, you're a lug
when they hired you, they were probably on DRUGS.


Shameera, as I've said before, is the bomb.
And always will be.

Anti-Wendy, anybody?

Simms (parody of Umbrella by Rihanna)

No tears in my eyes,
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
If I see her die,
'Cause these words can't suffice,
How much I hate her (Eh eh)
Why did God even make her,
And she even wears fur,
You know me
An anticipation for her decomposition,
stacks chips for her doomsday (Eh eh)
Sham, can't stand her with Cat, with lil Ms. Sanders,
Laura, where you at?


[VERSE 1]
Wendy, she sucks,
They'd trade her for a buck,
Maybe she'll get a heart attack,
Maybe they will get her sacked,
Baby, 'cause she can't work,
And she acts like a jerk,
She'll get 'em in a rut,
And she's just such a slut,
Because

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[VERSE 2]
Stop flirting with them guys,
They're just feeding you all lies,
Saying that they want you with them,
Please, girl, they have other gems,
Greg already has a girl,
Y'know about that Sara Sidle,
And Grissom, unlikely,
Save us and get with Ecklie,
Because ...

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]

Hodges can't be with you, Wendy,
He's in a different league, you see,
(Get off the screen,,)
(Hope there's distance between you and me,
Wendy )
So I'm gonna put this really well,
I hope you just rot in hell,
Because ...

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

No Grissom, (grissom)
Ooo baby no Greggo,
Wendy just go away,
Just go away,
No Hodges (hodges)
Ooo baby no Hodges,
Wendy you can't stay,
You can't stay.

...

Shameera is the BOMB.

Tall Drink of Water

Law of Gravity was SO SAD.
POOR MICHAEL KEPPLER.
HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE, OKAY.

And GRISSOM!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEARD???
It used to be so nice in Season 5!
Now it looks like Santa Claus'!

...


Hmph.
Confirmed news on the Jorja Fox's Contract with CSI thing:
"On the heels of news that Rory Cochrane is returning to one of the other CSI shows, CSI: Miami, comes this news: Jorja Fox is probably on her way out.

CSI Producer Carol Mendolsohn tells TV Guide's Michael Ausiello that they have just cast a new female lab technician that will be introduced in the third episode, and there are hints that she's not just a new cast member but a new cast member that will take over for Jorja Fox, whose Sara character might die in that car crash. Executive Producer Jonathan Littman says that the Grissom/Sara storyline will definitely be resolved, and didn't say if Fox would be in the show this season beyond the season opener. "

WTF.
Carol Mendolsohn can fully pay for my therapy, which I will totally need if the new tech turns out to be replacing Sara.
That and the fact that she and Anthony E. Zuiker say that GSR is going to "conclude".
Eff her.
(I don't even like her, anyway. She's so stuck-up in the interviews.
She should be booted off along with Sofia and Wendy.)

But at least what we know is that Jorja will definitely be appearing in the premiere of Season 8-- but underneath that red Mustang:
Says Mendolsohn: "We're certainly going to be seeing her under the car in the premiere."
YEAH WE BETTER, YOU EFFING BYOTCH.

Also:
"[GSR] will conclude; both Grissom and Sara are going to have breathing space," says Anthony E. Zuiker.

Well, if one is BREATHING, that means one is ALIVE.
So if Sara is breathing...
SHE'S ALIVE.
(Right?)

*pause*


Well, according to CBS' Fall Preview (click on the box labelled 'CSI', 9 to 10 PM on Thursdays), Jorja is part of the main cast for Season 8.

I really hope she's okay!

can the love be real when the flowers aren't?

OMG what an ASS:
Harry Potter and the (Vandalised?) Car

I miss Harry :(
Stupid JK Rowling should've told us more about what happened to them.
Like:
a) Did Harry become and Auror?
b) How BUSY were Harry & Ginny after their wedding?!
c) What the hell did they do to Snape's body? Get the CSIs to snap pretty photos to post on their MySpaces, with the caption, "I GOT FEATURED IN HARRY POTTER!"?

Not very likely.

Hee.
Greg.
Sara.
Sandle.
<33333333333333333333

(Oh shit.
It's overtaking GSR.




NO, not gunshot residue, Sham!)

Rhyme the Words. Steal the Icons. Mourn for Them.

The first thing that I thought of this morning, when I woke up, was, "Living Doll just aired last night."

Then it hit me HARD that:
Sara might die.
Really.
Truly.
Seriously.


Eff.
I am feeling morbidly depressed right now.
The fact that I can't find any Sandle icons on Livejournal is pissing me off, too.

Oh God.
Class 95FM is playing "How to Save a Life".
EFF YOU.
HELLO.
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE A LIFE, SAVE SARA'S LIFE!
WTH.
DON'T JUST PLAY THE EFFING SONG.
CALL ANTHONY E. ZUIKER AND TELL HIM TO HIRE JORJA BACK A.S.A.P.
pft.

Anyway.
In school, I had a horrible time doing my Greg plushie.
Oral was terrible, too.
I screwed up big time.


Stupid annoying hula hoop.

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

ERIC SZMANDA'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY (24/7).
YESTERDAY.
AND I FORGOT.


ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Happy birthday anyways, Eric. X)


OMG.
NAZIRAH'S B'DAY WAS YESTERDAY, TOO.


LUCKY CHICK.

CSI Quiz Alert

Which CSI wants to examine your crime scene? by Fairyqueen5984
Username
Age
Las Vegas, Miami, or NY
This CSI:

Which CSI : Crime Scene Investigation Character Are You? by Moosey
Name
Age
You are.....
You should....	get aquainted with those who don't breathe

Which CSI character are you? by Moosey
Name
Age
Favourite colour
You are

HAHA OMG YES.

which CSI character is your lover? by laydeebug
name/username
gender
age
lover	Greg Sanders
where	hotel room
when	March 5, 2020

*squeeeeee*!

Your CSI RPG Character by Tonbo
LJ User Name
Character's first name	Destry
Character's eye colour	violet
Character's hair colour	dark brown with frosted blonde tips
Your character grew up with	Grissom
And has a crush on	Greg
And is mortal enemies with	Sofia
Your character's specialties are	impressions
and	DNA
and	looking cool on scene
Your character's "thing" is	an almost pyschic ability to predict murders
Other RPers think	you're a feature character slut

SLUT?!
Oh well, at least I have the sense to like Greg & hate Sofia.

Which CSI Character has the hots for you? by caitiecat86
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite Forensic Tool:	Ninhydrin
CSI:

HEE.
HEE.
HEE.

Your CSI story (females only, sorry) by paperwings
Name:
Age:
Your theme song:	Diary of Jane- Breaking Benjamin
Specific job:	Material and Element specialist
Why you became a CSI:	You were a science geek.
One word that describes you:	Happy-go-lucky
Your most memorable quote:	Science is an art you know. It can't be rushed.
One dangerous situation you faced:	Being caught in cross-fire.
One awesome accomplishment:	Stole coffee from Greg's secret stash without him knowing.
One less then flattering accomplishment:	You were trying to explain spontaeneous combustion, but set half the lab on fire.
You are most affected by your work when:	The child died along with all of his or her dreams and aspirations.
Your best friend/co-worker:	Sara Sidle
Your new boyfriend:	Greg Sanders
How you ended up together:	He stopped you before you left to go home and kissed you.
What lies in store:	You are fired after Grissom caught you doing this quiz instead of working.

Who is your CSI Love Slave? by bohogirl
Name
Age
Favorite Number
Love Slave?	Sara/Greg Threesome
Their Fetish	Likes to watch

UHM.

Which CSI are you? (for the girls) by catherine_grissom86
Username
Age
You look like her
You act like her
Your best trait	You are amazing in bed ... all the male CSIs know it, too

DOUBLE UHM.

OK. Enough CSI for a day!

Kiss Kiss, Bye-Bye

Shameera was terribly nice to write me ANOTHER Sandle poem today!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yayye.

Today was okay. Before class started, Mrs. Low came in and asked us a totally Sofia question about our E. Announcements:
"Do you read these?"

No, Mrs. Low, we burn them up and eat them for Sunday brunch.
OF COURSE WE READ THEM.

Had fun in Geography with Goldie the (surprise, surprise) Goldfish.
And mean ol' Chaisy was trying to deprive it of clean water.
:/
Shameera and I were exceptionally bored, though, so she made me a WONDERFUL "Laura SANDERS/SZMANDA" sign on my The Ghar Project Post-It.

Oh yes.
I owe Sham her Chase poem.
It's lame.

I once loved a young man,
a young man by the name of Chase.
He was tall, broad-shouldered and sandy-haired.
(He also preferred leather to lace.)
The moment I set my eyes on him,
I shrieked, "He is oh-so fine!"
Pity two seasons later, though,
I caught him with Cameron--doing a sixty-nine.

Alternate ending (according to Sham, she hated the first one):
And now I'm waiting, and waiting some more
for the day that he'll finally be mine.

Quotations

Two very lovely poems by the very lovely SHAMEERA!

Sandle I:
Strudels and Nicky
Are
Nothing compared to this
Dear.
Everyone melts and
Runs for his charm, but
She'd just wait for him here.

*squeeeee*

Sandle II:
Greg, Greg, oh my I beg,
Crazy, I'm hazy by your hot, muscular legs,
Your eyes that are gleaming when you see her slackin'
(bet you fell for her in FANNYSMACKIN').

*DOUBLE squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


...


Today was a blur of triangles, Harry Potter and answers to questions which no one but us 2GY-ers knew.
Cool.

Was AM quite sad about Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, Dobby and Moody dying.
Stupid J.K. Rowling, even if Deathly Hallows DOES rock.
I mean, HELLO. George can't be George without Fred!!!
And I fully support Ron/Hermoine and Snape/Lily Evans.
I just realised that if your rearrange "Severus Snape", it'll read "Persues Evans".
(Okay, bad spelling, but whatever.)
Try it.
It's just further proof that Harry's mom should've gotten it on with Snape.

Life is never fair.

Sotto Voce

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX: THE MOVIE
Okay.
Better than POA.
Worse than the other four.
MR. YATES, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO CRAM A 700 PAGE LONG BOOK WITH ENOUGH ACTION TO MAKE 5 SPEED MOVIES INTO TWO MERE HOURS???
I really had a problem with your movie.
Will write you a letter SOON.
Just not now.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.
IT.
BLOODY.
M-EFFING.
ROCKS.
MY.
STRIPEY.
RAINBOW.
SOCKS.

I loved the action-packed parts (fave's The Battle of Hogwarts chap.!)
And J.K. Rowling did fantabulously tying up all the loose ends!!!

But I hated the fact that she killed off so many characters!
I mean, take Lupin: HE JUST HAD A KID WITH TONKS, OKAYYY.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I cried when they wrote his body was next to Tonks.
AND OMG SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
Sigh.
Poor him! I mean, he turned out GOOD in the end!!!
(Even more pitiful: HE LOVED LILY EVANS.
:(
OMG.
THAT WAS SO HEART-WRENCHING.
I BETCHA SNAPE ASKED HARRY TO LO AT HIM BEFORE HE DIED COS HE WANTED TO SEE LILY'S EYES FOR THE LAST TIME.)
And poor, poor Fred.
Killing off one of the Weasleys!
COLD!
Urgh.
More elaboration later.
(Too overcome with grief!)

Locomotion

Shameera and I have this thing about Word Association games.
Every word nearly always has to do with CSI, House or The Merchant of Venice.

Scaryyyyy.

Anyway, today's W.A. conversation went like it normally did:
"Chase."
"Cameron."
"Shylock."
"Greg."
"Shylock."
"Sanders."
"Shylock."

Then, Shams had a TOTAL breakdown when:
ME: Wendy the ass.
SHAM: HOTTTT.

Nadia was even worse.
SHAM: Melissa (Khor).
NADIA: Boobs.
SHAM: Ranita.
NADIA: Big butt.

Also watched CSI: Season 7, Episode 10 (Loco Motives).
It was awesome.
A Miniature Killer episode, to top it off!!!
(For details about the Minaiture Killer, visit this CSIWiki website.)
I'm telling you, that episode was SO SO SCARY.
And the stupid Ernie Dell killed himself in the end, trying to protect his effing foster daughter, who, surprise, surprise, turns out to be the Miniature Killer.

CSI PEOPLE:
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CHECK ERNIE'S FAMILY HISTORY???
YOU COULD'VE CAUGHT THE MINIATURE KILLER SO MUCH FASTER!!!
:(


Oh yes.
Tomorrow is Racial Harmony Day!
Lawls.
Gonna wear my SYF costume, along with Chaisy Poot!
(At least it looks Malay.
I think.)

Let's talk about...

WENDY
Winnipeg asked me yesterday why I hated her so much.
This compelled me to compile a list of the reasons why I don't like her at all, with reasons.
Mr Ang would be proud.

WHY I DON'T LIKE WENDY SIMMS, DNA TECH. FROM WIDELY ACCLAIMED SHOW, CSI:
10) She is a busybody.
[Wendy constantly wants to know how her input of DNA results will affect a case, etc.,etc. Also take note of the Lab Rats episode!]

9) She is irritating.
[WHY IS SHE ALWAYS ASKING STUPID/RHETORICAL/NOSEY QUESTIONS???
Honestly. And her wannabe-ness! Good Lord.]

8) She is skanky/slutty.
[Why are her tops so LOW-CUT?! Hello, you can barely see the neckline of her tops when she's wearing the protocol Forensics Lab lab coat, which, by the way, is like practically mid-chect in terms of neckline length. Girlie, this is a respectable crime lab, NOT a Strip Club. And what's with your hooker-for-hire 'dos???]

7) "I also took the liberty of..."
[WENDY, WENDY, WENDY. When are you going to learn that going the extra mile is NOT going to get you a freaking standing ovation? And no need to sound all jaded and weary
when you're announcing it! Have some humble pie!]

6) The 'Date' (?!) with Greg.
[You should be utterly ASHAMED of yourself for using the DNA results as bait to lure Greg into buying dinner for you! Those results could have totally made or broke the case! And anyway, using DNA results as lure is just plain morally wrong!!! You get friggin' PAID to squirt DNA samples into tiny little plastic bottles with a micropipette! You don't NEED Greg, who is only a CSI Level One, by the way, so he probably makes less than YOU DO, to buy
you DINNER. So please, do us all CSI fans a favour and go curl up and DIE.]

5) Flirtations with Hodges.
[Four words: OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. Further than Greggo, even! I mean, look at it this way: Hodges is in Trace. Wendy, you're in DNA. And Greg is a CSI. All three of you come from different worlds. So really. Do the Romance Math. Result is like 0% chance. Or even lower, like in the negative range.]

4) Breaking CatNip up.
[First she asks Catherine out {can you say LESBIAN ALERT?!}. Then she constantly smiles at Nicky. Neither of them deserves nine-day-old porridge, thanks!]

3) Trying too hard.
[There will only BE one funny, smug, kiss-ass lab rat: HODGES. I know you like him, Wendy, but you don't need to mimick him and be all, "SO. Did I crack your case?" The answer will always be "NO."]

2) Amount of screentime owned!
[Why is she appearing in like 90% of all episodes??? She is taking away EXTREMELY valuable screentime from all the hot CSIs and ships, e.g. GSR, CatNip, Sandle!]

1) Wendy is not funny, worthy of admiration OR good-looking.
[And being on a show where everyone else IS? Yeah, that's how you end up on hate-lists like this one.]


Don't like?
Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.
Thanks for the inspiration, Winnipeg! <3

In Red & Grey♥

All day I dream about Tiger Boy<3
OHHHH, YES I DO:D
Sadly, he seems to have a crush on Huda.
And Huda can't resist giggling whenever her eyes are cast upon him.

(Hee hee. So cute.)

SO:
TIGER + PEACOCK =
a) Ticock? (OMG. Please no.)
b) Peager? (Sounds like a mutant vegetable.)
c) Tigock? (You know what? Never mind.)

HURRY UP & HOOK UP ALREADY, YOU TWO!!!
(I'm sure you two'll go far! :) )

The Killer Chinese Test
I really didn't know what the comprehension was about!!!
I'm serious!

God.
I hate whoever set that test.

Can you say what I see?
Had a FUNNNN English lesson today! :)
One of those where I actually don't have to use my brain cells and where I'm not dying of boredom.
<3

Thank you!!!
OMG SHAMEERA THANKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
I love my new skin(:
(Obviously.)