Sunday, July 22, 2007

Sotto Voce

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX: THE MOVIE
Okay.
Better than POA.
Worse than the other four.
MR. YATES, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO CRAM A 700 PAGE LONG BOOK WITH ENOUGH ACTION TO MAKE 5 SPEED MOVIES INTO TWO MERE HOURS???
I really had a problem with your movie.
Will write you a letter SOON.
Just not now.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.
IT.
BLOODY.
M-EFFING.
ROCKS.
MY.
STRIPEY.
RAINBOW.
SOCKS.

I loved the action-packed parts (fave's The Battle of Hogwarts chap.!)
And J.K. Rowling did fantabulously tying up all the loose ends!!!

But I hated the fact that she killed off so many characters!
I mean, take Lupin: HE JUST HAD A KID WITH TONKS, OKAYYY.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I cried when they wrote his body was next to Tonks.
AND OMG SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
Sigh.
Poor him! I mean, he turned out GOOD in the end!!!
(Even more pitiful: HE LOVED LILY EVANS.
:(
OMG.
THAT WAS SO HEART-WRENCHING.
I BETCHA SNAPE ASKED HARRY TO LO AT HIM BEFORE HE DIED COS HE WANTED TO SEE LILY'S EYES FOR THE LAST TIME.)
And poor, poor Fred.
Killing off one of the Weasleys!
COLD!
Urgh.
More elaboration later.
(Too overcome with grief!)

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