Anti-Wendy, anybody?

Simms (parody of Umbrella by Rihanna)

No tears in my eyes,
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
If I see her die,
'Cause these words can't suffice,
How much I hate her (Eh eh)
Why did God even make her,
And she even wears fur,
You know me
An anticipation for her decomposition,
stacks chips for her doomsday (Eh eh)
Sham, can't stand her with Cat, with lil Ms. Sanders,
Laura, where you at?


[VERSE 1]
Wendy, she sucks,
They'd trade her for a buck,
Maybe she'll get a heart attack,
Maybe they will get her sacked,
Baby, 'cause she can't work,
And she acts like a jerk,
She'll get 'em in a rut,
And she's just such a slut,
Because

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[VERSE 2]
Stop flirting with them guys,
They're just feeding you all lies,
Saying that they want you with them,
Please, girl, they have other gems,
Greg already has a girl,
Y'know about that Sara Sidle,
And Grissom, unlikely,
Save us and get with Ecklie,
Because ...

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]

Hodges can't be with you, Wendy,
He's in a different league, you see,
(Get off the screen,,)
(Hope there's distance between you and me,
Wendy )
So I'm gonna put this really well,
I hope you just rot in hell,
Because ...

[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

No Grissom, (grissom)
Ooo baby no Greggo,
Wendy just go away,
Just go away,
No Hodges (hodges)
Ooo baby no Hodges,
Wendy you can't stay,
You can't stay.

...

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