I found out when CSI's eighth season is premiering:
28th Sept., 2pm Singaporean time.
Over there, it'll be the 27th, 10pm.
Sob.
I have to wait 6 more days???!!!
ARGH.
Also found out the first five episodes of Season 8:
1) Dead Doll
[Eeeks. Last eppy of last season was LIVING Doll. Please don't let this refer to Sara, PLEASE don't let this refer to Sara, PLEASE...]
2) A La Cart
3) Epiphany
4) High Roller
5) Death
All of this can be found at this webbie .
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Catche the Monster by its Toe
CURTIS (a parody of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
sung by the CSIs & Detective Brass to Sofia Curtis
Leech, leech, nothing but a leech!
You suck, we rock, bye bye bitch.
You do nothing but talk and talk,
ooner or later you're gonna have to walk.
Sofia, Sofia, you're a lug
when they hired you, they were probably on DRUGS.
Shameera, as I've said before, is the bomb.
And always will be.
sung by the CSIs & Detective Brass to Sofia Curtis
Leech, leech, nothing but a leech!
You suck, we rock, bye bye bitch.
You do nothing but talk and talk,
ooner or later you're gonna have to walk.
Sofia, Sofia, you're a lug
when they hired you, they were probably on DRUGS.
Shameera, as I've said before, is the bomb.
And always will be.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Anti-Wendy, anybody?
Simms (parody of Umbrella by Rihanna)
No tears in my eyes,
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
If I see her die,
'Cause these words can't suffice,
How much I hate her (Eh eh)
Why did God even make her,
And she even wears fur,
You know me
An anticipation for her decomposition,
stacks chips for her doomsday (Eh eh)
Sham, can't stand her with Cat, with lil Ms. Sanders,
Laura, where you at?
[VERSE 1]
Wendy, she sucks,
They'd trade her for a buck,
Maybe she'll get a heart attack,
Maybe they will get her sacked,
Baby, 'cause she can't work,
And she acts like a jerk,
She'll get 'em in a rut,
And she's just such a slut,
Because
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[VERSE 2]
Stop flirting with them guys,
They're just feeding you all lies,
Saying that they want you with them,
Please, girl, they have other gems,
Greg already has a girl,
Y'know about that Sara Sidle,
And Grissom, unlikely,
Save us and get with Ecklie,
Because ...
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[BRIDGE]
Hodges can't be with you, Wendy,
He's in a different league, you see,
(Get off the screen,,)
(Hope there's distance between you and me,
Wendy )
So I'm gonna put this really well,
I hope you just rot in hell,
Because ...
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
No Grissom, (grissom)
Ooo baby no Greggo,
Wendy just go away,
Just go away,
No Hodges (hodges)
Ooo baby no Hodges,
Wendy you can't stay,
You can't stay.
...
Shameera is the BOMB.
No tears in my eyes,
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
If I see her die,
'Cause these words can't suffice,
How much I hate her (Eh eh)
Why did God even make her,
And she even wears fur,
You know me
An anticipation for her decomposition,
stacks chips for her doomsday (Eh eh)
Sham, can't stand her with Cat, with lil Ms. Sanders,
Laura, where you at?
[VERSE 1]
Wendy, she sucks,
They'd trade her for a buck,
Maybe she'll get a heart attack,
Maybe they will get her sacked,
Baby, 'cause she can't work,
And she acts like a jerk,
She'll get 'em in a rut,
And she's just such a slut,
Because
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[VERSE 2]
Stop flirting with them guys,
They're just feeding you all lies,
Saying that they want you with them,
Please, girl, they have other gems,
Greg already has a girl,
Y'know about that Sara Sidle,
And Grissom, unlikely,
Save us and get with Ecklie,
Because ...
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[BRIDGE]
Hodges can't be with you, Wendy,
He's in a different league, you see,
(Get off the screen,,)
(Hope there's distance between you and me,
Wendy )
So I'm gonna put this really well,
I hope you just rot in hell,
Because ...
[CHORUS]
Wendy walks in it's stormy weather,
Told you, only Cath looks good in leather,
Let's just stab her with a sharp arrow,
Gotta know,
When she'll get kicked off the show,
So irritating with her stupid lines,
I'd smack her a thousand millions times,
You can't get a date with any fella,
You can't get a date with any fella,
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh)
With any straight fella,
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
No Grissom, (grissom)
Ooo baby no Greggo,
Wendy just go away,
Just go away,
No Hodges (hodges)
Ooo baby no Hodges,
Wendy you can't stay,
You can't stay.
...
Shameera is the BOMB.
Tall Drink of Water
Law of Gravity was SO SAD.
POOR MICHAEL KEPPLER.
HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE, OKAY.
And GRISSOM!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEARD???
It used to be so nice in Season 5!
Now it looks like Santa Claus'!
...
Hmph.
Confirmed news on the Jorja Fox's Contract with CSI thing:
"On the heels of news that Rory Cochrane is returning to one of the other CSI shows, CSI: Miami, comes this news: Jorja Fox is probably on her way out.
CSI Producer Carol Mendolsohn tells TV Guide's Michael Ausiello that they have just cast a new female lab technician that will be introduced in the third episode, and there are hints that she's not just a new cast member but a new cast member that will take over for Jorja Fox, whose Sara character might die in that car crash. Executive Producer Jonathan Littman says that the Grissom/Sara storyline will definitely be resolved, and didn't say if Fox would be in the show this season beyond the season opener. "
WTF.
Carol Mendolsohn can fully pay for my therapy, which I will totally need if the new tech turns out to be replacing Sara.
That and the fact that she and Anthony E. Zuiker say that GSR is going to "conclude".
Eff her.
(I don't even like her, anyway. She's so stuck-up in the interviews.
She should be booted off along with Sofia and Wendy.)
But at least what we know is that Jorja will definitely be appearing in the premiere of Season 8-- but underneath that red Mustang:
Says Mendolsohn: "We're certainly going to be seeing her under the car in the premiere."
YEAH WE BETTER, YOU EFFING BYOTCH.
Also:
"[GSR] will conclude; both Grissom and Sara are going to have breathing space," says Anthony E. Zuiker.
Well, if one is BREATHING, that means one is ALIVE.
So if Sara is breathing...
SHE'S ALIVE.
(Right?)
*pause*
Well, according to CBS' Fall Preview (click on the box labelled 'CSI', 9 to 10 PM on Thursdays), Jorja is part of the main cast for Season 8.
I really hope she's okay!
POOR MICHAEL KEPPLER.
HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE, OKAY.
And GRISSOM!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEARD???
It used to be so nice in Season 5!
Now it looks like Santa Claus'!
...
Hmph.
Confirmed news on the Jorja Fox's Contract with CSI thing:
"On the heels of news that Rory Cochrane is returning to one of the other CSI shows, CSI: Miami, comes this news: Jorja Fox is probably on her way out.
CSI Producer Carol Mendolsohn tells TV Guide's Michael Ausiello that they have just cast a new female lab technician that will be introduced in the third episode, and there are hints that she's not just a new cast member but a new cast member that will take over for Jorja Fox, whose Sara character might die in that car crash. Executive Producer Jonathan Littman says that the Grissom/Sara storyline will definitely be resolved, and didn't say if Fox would be in the show this season beyond the season opener. "
WTF.
Carol Mendolsohn can fully pay for my therapy, which I will totally need if the new tech turns out to be replacing Sara.
That and the fact that she and Anthony E. Zuiker say that GSR is going to "conclude".
Eff her.
(I don't even like her, anyway. She's so stuck-up in the interviews.
She should be booted off along with Sofia and Wendy.)
But at least what we know is that Jorja will definitely be appearing in the premiere of Season 8-- but underneath that red Mustang:
Says Mendolsohn: "We're certainly going to be seeing her under the car in the premiere."
YEAH WE BETTER, YOU EFFING BYOTCH.
Also:
"[GSR] will conclude; both Grissom and Sara are going to have breathing space," says Anthony E. Zuiker.
Well, if one is BREATHING, that means one is ALIVE.
So if Sara is breathing...
SHE'S ALIVE.
(Right?)
*pause*
Well, according to CBS' Fall Preview (click on the box labelled 'CSI', 9 to 10 PM on Thursdays), Jorja is part of the main cast for Season 8.
I really hope she's okay!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
can the love be real when the flowers aren't?
OMG what an ASS:
Harry Potter and the (Vandalised?) Car
I miss Harry :(
Stupid JK Rowling should've told us more about what happened to them.
Like:
a) Did Harry become and Auror?
b) How BUSY were Harry & Ginny after their wedding?!
c) What the hell did they do to Snape's body? Get the CSIs to snap pretty photos to post on their MySpaces, with the caption, "I GOT FEATURED IN HARRY POTTER!"?
Not very likely.
Hee.
Greg.
Sara.
Sandle.
<33333333333333333333
(Oh shit.
It's overtaking GSR.
NO, not gunshot residue, Sham!)
Harry Potter and the (Vandalised?) Car
I miss Harry :(
Stupid JK Rowling should've told us more about what happened to them.
Like:
a) Did Harry become and Auror?
b) How BUSY were Harry & Ginny after their wedding?!
c) What the hell did they do to Snape's body? Get the CSIs to snap pretty photos to post on their MySpaces, with the caption, "I GOT FEATURED IN HARRY POTTER!"?
Not very likely.
Hee.
Greg.
Sara.
Sandle.
<33333333333333333333
(Oh shit.
It's overtaking GSR.
NO, not gunshot residue, Sham!)
Friday, July 27, 2007
Rhyme the Words. Steal the Icons. Mourn for Them.
The first thing that I thought of this morning, when I woke up, was, "Living Doll just aired last night."
Then it hit me HARD that:
Sara might die.
Really.
Truly.
Seriously.
Eff.
I am feeling morbidly depressed right now.
The fact that I can't find any Sandle icons on Livejournal is pissing me off, too.
Oh God.
Class 95FM is playing "How to Save a Life".
EFF YOU.
HELLO.
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE A LIFE, SAVE SARA'S LIFE!
WTH.
DON'T JUST PLAY THE EFFING SONG.
CALL ANTHONY E. ZUIKER AND TELL HIM TO HIRE JORJA BACK A.S.A.P.
pft.
Anyway.
In school, I had a horrible time doing my Greg plushie.
Oral was terrible, too.
I screwed up big time.
Stupid annoying hula hoop.
Then it hit me HARD that:
Sara might die.
Really.
Truly.
Seriously.
Eff.
I am feeling morbidly depressed right now.
The fact that I can't find any Sandle icons on Livejournal is pissing me off, too.
Oh God.
Class 95FM is playing "How to Save a Life".
EFF YOU.
HELLO.
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE A LIFE, SAVE SARA'S LIFE!
WTH.
DON'T JUST PLAY THE EFFING SONG.
CALL ANTHONY E. ZUIKER AND TELL HIM TO HIRE JORJA BACK A.S.A.P.
pft.
Anyway.
In school, I had a horrible time doing my Greg plushie.
Oral was terrible, too.
I screwed up big time.
Stupid annoying hula hoop.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
OH. MY. GOODNESS.
ERIC SZMANDA'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY (24/7).
YESTERDAY.
AND I FORGOT.
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Happy birthday anyways, Eric. X)
OMG.
NAZIRAH'S B'DAY WAS YESTERDAY, TOO.
LUCKY CHICK.
YESTERDAY.
AND I FORGOT.
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Happy birthday anyways, Eric. X)
OMG.
NAZIRAH'S B'DAY WAS YESTERDAY, TOO.
LUCKY CHICK.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
CSI Quiz Alert
HAHA OMG YES.
*squeeeeee*!
Oh well, at least I have the sense to like Greg & hate Sofia.
HEE.
HEE.
HEE.
DOUBLE UHM.
OK. Enough CSI for a day!
Kiss Kiss, Bye-Bye
Shameera was terribly nice to write me ANOTHER Sandle poem today!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yayye.
Today was okay. Before class started, Mrs. Low came in and asked us a totally Sofia question about our E. Announcements:
"Do you read these?"
No, Mrs. Low, we burn them up and eat them for Sunday brunch.
OF COURSE WE READ THEM.
Had fun in Geography with Goldie the (surprise, surprise) Goldfish.
And mean ol' Chaisy was trying to deprive it of clean water.
:/
Shameera and I were exceptionally bored, though, so she made me a WONDERFUL "Laura SANDERS/SZMANDA" sign on my The Ghar Project Post-It.
Oh yes.
I owe Sham her Chase poem.
It's lame.
I once loved a young man,
a young man by the name of Chase.
He was tall, broad-shouldered and sandy-haired.
(He also preferred leather to lace.)
The moment I set my eyes on him,
I shrieked, "He is oh-so fine!"
Pity two seasons later, though,
I caught him with Cameron--doing a sixty-nine.
Alternate ending (according to Sham, she hated the first one):
And now I'm waiting, and waiting some more
for the day that he'll finally be mine.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yayye.
Today was okay. Before class started, Mrs. Low came in and asked us a totally Sofia question about our E. Announcements:
"Do you read these?"
No, Mrs. Low, we burn them up and eat them for Sunday brunch.
OF COURSE WE READ THEM.
Had fun in Geography with Goldie the (surprise, surprise) Goldfish.
And mean ol' Chaisy was trying to deprive it of clean water.
:/
Shameera and I were exceptionally bored, though, so she made me a WONDERFUL "Laura SANDERS/SZMANDA" sign on my The Ghar Project Post-It.
Oh yes.
I owe Sham her Chase poem.
It's lame.
I once loved a young man,
a young man by the name of Chase.
He was tall, broad-shouldered and sandy-haired.
(He also preferred leather to lace.)
The moment I set my eyes on him,
I shrieked, "He is oh-so fine!"
Pity two seasons later, though,
I caught him with Cameron--doing a sixty-nine.
Alternate ending (according to Sham, she hated the first one):
And now I'm waiting, and waiting some more
for the day that he'll finally be mine.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Quotations
Two very lovely poems by the very lovely SHAMEERA!
Sandle I:
Strudels and Nicky
Are
Nothing compared to this
Dear.
Everyone melts and
Runs for his charm, but
She'd just wait for him here.
*squeeeee*
Sandle II:
Greg, Greg, oh my I beg,
Crazy, I'm hazy by your hot, muscular legs,
Your eyes that are gleaming when you see her slackin'
(bet you fell for her in FANNYSMACKIN').
*DOUBLE squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
...
Today was a blur of triangles, Harry Potter and answers to questions which no one but us 2GY-ers knew.
Cool.
Was AM quite sad about Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, Dobby and Moody dying.
Stupid J.K. Rowling, even if Deathly Hallows DOES rock.
I mean, HELLO. George can't be George without Fred!!!
And I fully support Ron/Hermoine and Snape/Lily Evans.
I just realised that if your rearrange "Severus Snape", it'll read "Persues Evans".
(Okay, bad spelling, but whatever.)
Try it.
It's just further proof that Harry's mom should've gotten it on with Snape.
Life is never fair.
Sandle I:
Strudels and Nicky
Are
Nothing compared to this
Dear.
Everyone melts and
Runs for his charm, but
She'd just wait for him here.
*squeeeee*
Sandle II:
Greg, Greg, oh my I beg,
Crazy, I'm hazy by your hot, muscular legs,
Your eyes that are gleaming when you see her slackin'
(bet you fell for her in FANNYSMACKIN').
*DOUBLE squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
...
Today was a blur of triangles, Harry Potter and answers to questions which no one but us 2GY-ers knew.
Cool.
Stupid J.K. Rowling, even if Deathly Hallows DOES rock.
I mean, HELLO. George can't be George without Fred!!!
And I fully support Ron/Hermoine and Snape/Lily Evans.
I just realised that if your rearrange "Severus Snape", it'll read "Persues Evans".
(Okay, bad spelling, but whatever.)
Try it.
It's just further proof that Harry's mom should've gotten it on with Snape.
Life is never fair.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sotto Voce
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX: THE MOVIE
Okay.
Better than POA.
Worse than the other four.
MR. YATES, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO CRAM A 700 PAGE LONG BOOK WITH ENOUGH ACTION TO MAKE 5 SPEED MOVIES INTO TWO MERE HOURS???
I really had a problem with your movie.
Will write you a letter SOON.
Just not now.
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.
IT.
BLOODY.
M-EFFING.
ROCKS.
MY.
STRIPEY.
RAINBOW.
SOCKS.
I loved the action-packed parts (fave's The Battle of Hogwarts chap.!)
And J.K. Rowling did fantabulously tying up all the loose ends!!!
But I hated the fact that she killed off so many characters!
I mean, take Lupin: HE JUST HAD A KID WITH TONKS, OKAYYY.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I cried when they wrote his body was next to Tonks.
AND OMG SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
Sigh.
Poor him! I mean, he turned out GOOD in the end!!!
(Even more pitiful: HE LOVED LILY EVANS.
:(
OMG.
THAT WAS SO HEART-WRENCHING.
I BETCHA SNAPE ASKED HARRY TO LO AT HIM BEFORE HE DIED COS HE WANTED TO SEE LILY'S EYES FOR THE LAST TIME.)
And poor, poor Fred.
Killing off one of the Weasleys!
COLD!
Urgh.
More elaboration later.
(Too overcome with grief!)
Okay.
Better than POA.
Worse than the other four.
MR. YATES, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO CRAM A 700 PAGE LONG BOOK WITH ENOUGH ACTION TO MAKE 5 SPEED MOVIES INTO TWO MERE HOURS???
I really had a problem with your movie.
Will write you a letter SOON.
Just not now.
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.
IT.
BLOODY.
M-EFFING.
ROCKS.
MY.
STRIPEY.
RAINBOW.
SOCKS.
I loved the action-packed parts (fave's The Battle of Hogwarts chap.!)
And J.K. Rowling did fantabulously tying up all the loose ends!!!
But I hated the fact that she killed off so many characters!
I mean, take Lupin: HE JUST HAD A KID WITH TONKS, OKAYYY.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I cried when they wrote his body was next to Tonks.
AND OMG SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
SNAPE.
Sigh.
Poor him! I mean, he turned out GOOD in the end!!!
(Even more pitiful: HE LOVED LILY EVANS.
:(
OMG.
THAT WAS SO HEART-WRENCHING.
I BETCHA SNAPE ASKED HARRY TO LO AT HIM BEFORE HE DIED COS HE WANTED TO SEE LILY'S EYES FOR THE LAST TIME.)
And poor, poor Fred.
Killing off one of the Weasleys!
COLD!
Urgh.
More elaboration later.
(Too overcome with grief!)
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Locomotion
Shameera and I have this thing about Word Association games.
Every word nearly always has to do with CSI, House or The Merchant of Venice.
Scaryyyyy.
Anyway, today's W.A. conversation went like it normally did:
"Chase."
"Cameron."
"Shylock."
"Greg."
"Shylock."
"Sanders."
"Shylock."
Then, Shams had a TOTAL breakdown when:
ME: Wendy the ass.
SHAM: HOTTTT.
Nadia was even worse.
SHAM: Melissa (Khor).
NADIA: Boobs.
SHAM: Ranita.
NADIA: Big butt.
Also watched CSI: Season 7, Episode 10 (Loco Motives).
It was awesome.
A Miniature Killer episode, to top it off!!!
(For details about the Minaiture Killer, visit this CSIWiki website.)
I'm telling you, that episode was SO SO SCARY.
And the stupid Ernie Dell killed himself in the end, trying to protect his effing foster daughter, who, surprise, surprise, turns out to be the Miniature Killer.
CSI PEOPLE:
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CHECK ERNIE'S FAMILY HISTORY???
YOU COULD'VE CAUGHT THE MINIATURE KILLER SO MUCH FASTER!!!
:(
Oh yes.
Tomorrow is Racial Harmony Day!
Lawls.
Gonna wear my SYF costume, along with Chaisy Poot!
(At least it looks Malay.
I think.)
Every word nearly always has to do with CSI, House or The Merchant of Venice.
Scaryyyyy.
Anyway, today's W.A. conversation went like it normally did:
"Chase."
"Cameron."
"Shylock."
"Greg."
"Shylock."
"Sanders."
"Shylock."
Then, Shams had a TOTAL breakdown when:
ME: Wendy the ass.
SHAM: HOTTTT.
Nadia was even worse.
SHAM: Melissa (Khor).
NADIA: Boobs.
SHAM: Ranita.
NADIA: Big butt.
Also watched CSI: Season 7, Episode 10 (Loco Motives).
It was awesome.
A Miniature Killer episode, to top it off!!!
(For details about the Minaiture Killer, visit this CSIWiki website.)
I'm telling you, that episode was SO SO SCARY.
And the stupid Ernie Dell killed himself in the end, trying to protect his effing foster daughter, who, surprise, surprise, turns out to be the Miniature Killer.
CSI PEOPLE:
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CHECK ERNIE'S FAMILY HISTORY???
YOU COULD'VE CAUGHT THE MINIATURE KILLER SO MUCH FASTER!!!
:(
Oh yes.
Tomorrow is Racial Harmony Day!
Lawls.
Gonna wear my SYF costume, along with Chaisy Poot!
(At least it looks Malay.
I think.)
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Let's talk about...
WENDY
Winnipeg asked me yesterday why I hated her so much.
This compelled me to compile a list of the reasons why I don't like her at all, with reasons.
Mr Ang would be proud.
WHY I DON'T LIKE WENDY SIMMS, DNA TECH. FROM WIDELY ACCLAIMED SHOW, CSI:
10) She is a busybody.
[Wendy constantly wants to know how her input of DNA results will affect a case, etc.,etc. Also take note of the Lab Rats episode!]
9) She is irritating.
[WHY IS SHE ALWAYS ASKING STUPID/RHETORICAL/NOSEY QUESTIONS???
Honestly. And her wannabe-ness! Good Lord.]
8) She is skanky/slutty.
[Why are her tops so LOW-CUT?! Hello, you can barely see the neckline of her tops when she's wearing the protocol Forensics Lab lab coat, which, by the way, is like practically mid-chect in terms of neckline length. Girlie, this is a respectable crime lab, NOT a Strip Club. And what's with your hooker-for-hire 'dos???]
7) "I also took the liberty of..."
[WENDY, WENDY, WENDY. When are you going to learn that going the extra mile is NOT going to get you a freaking standing ovation? And no need to sound all jaded and weary
when you're announcing it! Have some humble pie!]
6) The 'Date' (?!) with Greg.
[You should be utterly ASHAMED of yourself for using the DNA results as bait to lure Greg into buying dinner for you! Those results could have totally made or broke the case! And anyway, using DNA results as lure is just plain morally wrong!!! You get friggin' PAID to squirt DNA samples into tiny little plastic bottles with a micropipette! You don't NEED Greg, who is only a CSI Level One, by the way, so he probably makes less than YOU DO, to buy
you DINNER. So please, do us all CSI fans a favour and go curl up and DIE.]
5) Flirtations with Hodges.
[Four words: OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. Further than Greggo, even! I mean, look at it this way: Hodges is in Trace. Wendy, you're in DNA. And Greg is a CSI. All three of you come from different worlds. So really. Do the Romance Math. Result is like 0% chance. Or even lower, like in the negative range.]
4) Breaking CatNip up.
[First she asks Catherine out {can you say LESBIAN ALERT?!}. Then she constantly smiles at Nicky. Neither of them deserves nine-day-old porridge, thanks!]
3) Trying too hard.
[There will only BE one funny, smug, kiss-ass lab rat: HODGES. I know you like him, Wendy, but you don't need to mimick him and be all, "SO. Did I crack your case?" The answer will always be "NO."]
2) Amount of screentime owned!
[Why is she appearing in like 90% of all episodes??? She is taking away EXTREMELY valuable screentime from all the hot CSIs and ships, e.g. GSR, CatNip, Sandle!]
1) Wendy is not funny, worthy of admiration OR good-looking.
[And being on a show where everyone else IS? Yeah, that's how you end up on hate-lists like this one.]
Don't like?
Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.
Thanks for the inspiration, Winnipeg! <3
Winnipeg asked me yesterday why I hated her so much.
This compelled me to compile a list of the reasons why I don't like her at all, with reasons.
Mr Ang would be proud.
WHY I DON'T LIKE WENDY SIMMS, DNA TECH. FROM WIDELY ACCLAIMED SHOW, CSI:
10) She is a busybody.
[Wendy constantly wants to know how her input of DNA results will affect a case, etc.,etc. Also take note of the Lab Rats episode!]
9) She is irritating.
[WHY IS SHE ALWAYS ASKING STUPID/RHETORICAL/NOSEY QUESTIONS???
Honestly. And her wannabe-ness! Good Lord.]
8) She is skanky/slutty.
[Why are her tops so LOW-CUT?! Hello, you can barely see the neckline of her tops when she's wearing the protocol Forensics Lab lab coat, which, by the way, is like practically mid-chect in terms of neckline length. Girlie, this is a respectable crime lab, NOT a Strip Club. And what's with your hooker-for-hire 'dos???]
7) "I also took the liberty of..."
[WENDY, WENDY, WENDY. When are you going to learn that going the extra mile is NOT going to get you a freaking standing ovation? And no need to sound all jaded and weary
when you're announcing it! Have some humble pie!]
6) The 'Date' (?!) with Greg.
[You should be utterly ASHAMED of yourself for using the DNA results as bait to lure Greg into buying dinner for you! Those results could have totally made or broke the case! And anyway, using DNA results as lure is just plain morally wrong!!! You get friggin' PAID to squirt DNA samples into tiny little plastic bottles with a micropipette! You don't NEED Greg, who is only a CSI Level One, by the way, so he probably makes less than YOU DO, to buy
you DINNER. So please, do us all CSI fans a favour and go curl up and DIE.]
5) Flirtations with Hodges.
[Four words: OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. Further than Greggo, even! I mean, look at it this way: Hodges is in Trace. Wendy, you're in DNA. And Greg is a CSI. All three of you come from different worlds. So really. Do the Romance Math. Result is like 0% chance. Or even lower, like in the negative range.]
4) Breaking CatNip up.
[First she asks Catherine out {can you say LESBIAN ALERT?!}. Then she constantly smiles at Nicky. Neither of them deserves nine-day-old porridge, thanks!]
3) Trying too hard.
[There will only BE one funny, smug, kiss-ass lab rat: HODGES. I know you like him, Wendy, but you don't need to mimick him and be all, "SO. Did I crack your case?" The answer will always be "NO."]
2) Amount of screentime owned!
[Why is she appearing in like 90% of all episodes??? She is taking away EXTREMELY valuable screentime from all the hot CSIs and ships, e.g. GSR, CatNip, Sandle!]
1) Wendy is not funny, worthy of admiration OR good-looking.
[And being on a show where everyone else IS? Yeah, that's how you end up on hate-lists like this one.]
Don't like?
Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.
Thanks for the inspiration, Winnipeg! <3
Monday, July 16, 2007
In Red & Grey♥
All day I dream about Tiger Boy<3
OHHHH, YES I DO:D
Sadly, he seems to have a crush on Huda.
And Huda can't resist giggling whenever her eyes are cast upon him.
(Hee hee. So cute.)
SO:
TIGER + PEACOCK =
a) Ticock? (OMG. Please no.)
b) Peager? (Sounds like a mutant vegetable.)
c) Tigock? (You know what? Never mind.)
HURRY UP & HOOK UP ALREADY, YOU TWO!!!
(I'm sure you two'll go far! :) )
The Killer Chinese Test
I really didn't know what the comprehension was about!!!
I'm serious!
God.
I hate whoever set that test.
Can you say what I see?
Had a FUNNNN English lesson today! :)
One of those where I actually don't have to use my brain cells and where I'm not dying of boredom.
<3
Thank you!!!
OMG SHAMEERA THANKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
I love my new skin(:
(Obviously.)
OHHHH, YES I DO:D
Sadly, he seems to have a crush on Huda.
And Huda can't resist giggling whenever her eyes are cast upon him.
(Hee hee. So cute.)
SO:
TIGER + PEACOCK =
a) Ticock? (OMG. Please no.)
b) Peager? (Sounds like a mutant vegetable.)
c) Tigock? (You know what? Never mind.)
HURRY UP & HOOK UP ALREADY, YOU TWO!!!
(I'm sure you two'll go far! :) )
The Killer Chinese Test
I really didn't know what the comprehension was about!!!
I'm serious!
God.
I hate whoever set that test.
Can you say what I see?
Had a FUNNNN English lesson today! :)
One of those where I actually don't have to use my brain cells and where I'm not dying of boredom.
<3
Thank you!!!
OMG SHAMEERA THANKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
I love my new skin(:
(Obviously.)
Saturday, July 14, 2007
sun(ny?) salutations
After more than six months of rehearsing, training, crying, laughing, hugging and just screaming with joy, SYF is over.
It's really, really sad/great.
The closing ceremony was last night.
I was the only Dramlet stupid enough to come in my track pants.
Ate chicken rice, squealed over Lil Sis' cute Peranakan outfit, gladly accepted flowers and found out there was a hole in my skirt (probably from all the crawling around I did).
Sigh,
talk about mixed feelings.
Around 8.30pm, we headed off to HCI.
We did our little "magic" thingy and then performed.
Stupid fan blew all the confetti onto Liane&I instead of onto Ranita&the others.
And an annoying person didn't even help us pick up the confetti, and kept stepping on this creaky floorboard throughout the entire performance.
When we got back onto the bus for SC, we crazed around, waving at random people at the bus-stop and singing really funny songs.
Thanks for the fab experience, guys(:
And for the flowers, Angie! <3333
It's really, really sad/great.
The closing ceremony was last night.
I was the only Dramlet stupid enough to come in my track pants.
Ate chicken rice, squealed over Lil Sis' cute Peranakan outfit, gladly accepted flowers and found out there was a hole in my skirt (probably from all the crawling around I did).
Sigh,
talk about mixed feelings.
Around 8.30pm, we headed off to HCI.
We did our little "magic" thingy and then performed.
Stupid fan blew all the confetti onto Liane&I instead of onto Ranita&the others.
And an annoying person didn't even help us pick up the confetti, and kept stepping on this creaky floorboard throughout the entire performance.
When we got back onto the bus for SC, we crazed around, waving at random people at the bus-stop and singing really funny songs.
Thanks for the fab experience, guys(:
And for the flowers, Angie! <3333
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
every little thing begins with a *ding*
(According to Mr. Choy, at the very least.)
Drama left me exhausted today.
Maybe it was because I still had to endure a twenty-minute long play, endless costume changes and Sun Salutations in addition to the "CHASE-IS-HOTTER-THAN-GREG-YES-SO-MUCH-HOTTER"s of Shameera, the heavy weight on my shoulders (HOMEWORK D:) and thoughts about CSI.
I also have an extra ticket to the SYF closing ceremony this Friday!
:D
SC DRAMA IS PERFORMING!
Anyone wanna come & watch us??? :D
I offered my ticket to someone.
But that someone turned the offer down.
Said that "band practice" was on that day too.
At first, I was bracing myself for the disappointment that I always felt whenever someone turned me down.
But I never felt it.
Thank you, Lord.
& anyway.
I've got GREG SANDERS/ERIC SZMANDA now.
<3
Drama left me exhausted today.
Maybe it was because I still had to endure a twenty-minute long play, endless costume changes and Sun Salutations in addition to the "CHASE-IS-HOTTER-THAN-GREG-YES-SO-MUCH-HOTTER"s of Shameera, the heavy weight on my shoulders (HOMEWORK D:) and thoughts about CSI.
I also have an extra ticket to the SYF closing ceremony this Friday!
:D
SC DRAMA IS PERFORMING!
Anyone wanna come & watch us??? :D
I offered my ticket to someone.
But that someone turned the offer down.
Said that "band practice" was on that day too.
At first, I was bracing myself for the disappointment that I always felt whenever someone turned me down.
But I never felt it.
Thank you, Lord.
& anyway.
I've got GREG SANDERS/ERIC SZMANDA now.
<3
Monday, July 09, 2007
Retrieval!
Felt a little woozy today.
Woozy.
XD
Finally got my CSI snowglobe.
I didn't realise you could get the water coloured.
Hmph.
Trying really hard to concentrate on getting all the props for Drama sorted out.
How annoying.
I wonder who's bringing the iron.
SYF will finally be over.
Hmmm.
Meet the Juniors will come soon.
Can't say I'm too fond of them.
Can't say that I dislike them, either.
Finished watching SEASON SIX today!
Way to Go was awsomely freakingtastic.
(Who cares. That word exists in the Laura Dictionary.)
Promised Shameera that I'd put up a list of CSI ships.
So here you go.
CSI SHIPS THAT WILL NEVER WORK OUT IN A MILLION YEARS, WHETHER THE FORCE IS WITH THEM OR NOT:
5) Weird ships with names which make no sense whatsoever.
Yo!Bling?! I mean, seriously.
And WHAT, are you supposed to pronounce it as: *clucks tongue*BLING???
4) Slash ships. I'm sorry, but it's so, so true.
I've never liked Nick/Greg or Dr. Robbins/Grissom anyway.
HELLO, Nick belongs with Catherine, Greg&Grissom with Sara, and Dr. Robbins is
MARRIED.
Although I happen to know he doesn't like his wife.
Much.
3) Any ships involving Wendy.
a) She is a slut.
b) She is a slut.
c) She is a slut.
d) She is a (lesbian) slut.
2) Threesomes.
EEEYICKKKKKKKKK. Who makes beds that big anyway?
AND THE SHIP THAT WILL NEVER, EVER WORK OUT EVEN IF GOD THREATENED TO SPLIT THE WORLD IN HALF IF WE DIDN'T MAKE THE SHIP HAPPEN:
1) Ships named after chunks of potato.
I mean, WEDGES?!
Talk about uncreative, nose-wrinkling inducing and just plain fattening.
gonna go & read my beloved geek-fiction now:D
just spotted an ubercool Sandle one.
Woozy.
XD
Finally got my CSI snowglobe.
I didn't realise you could get the water coloured.
Hmph.
Trying really hard to concentrate on getting all the props for Drama sorted out.
How annoying.
I wonder who's bringing the iron.
SYF will finally be over.
Hmmm.
Meet the Juniors will come soon.
Can't say I'm too fond of them.
Can't say that I dislike them, either.
Finished watching SEASON SIX today!
Way to Go was awsomely freakingtastic.
(Who cares. That word exists in the Laura Dictionary.)
Promised Shameera that I'd put up a list of CSI ships.
So here you go.
CSI SHIPS THAT WILL NEVER WORK OUT IN A MILLION YEARS, WHETHER THE FORCE IS WITH THEM OR NOT:
5) Weird ships with names which make no sense whatsoever.
Yo!Bling?! I mean, seriously.
And WHAT, are you supposed to pronounce it as: *clucks tongue*BLING???
4) Slash ships. I'm sorry, but it's so, so true.
I've never liked Nick/Greg or Dr. Robbins/Grissom anyway.
HELLO, Nick belongs with Catherine, Greg&Grissom with Sara, and Dr. Robbins is
MARRIED.
Although I happen to know he doesn't like his wife.
Much.
3) Any ships involving Wendy.
a) She is a slut.
b) She is a slut.
c) She is a slut.
d) She is a (lesbian) slut.
2) Threesomes.
EEEYICKKKKKKKKK. Who makes beds that big anyway?
AND THE SHIP THAT WILL NEVER, EVER WORK OUT EVEN IF GOD THREATENED TO SPLIT THE WORLD IN HALF IF WE DIDN'T MAKE THE SHIP HAPPEN:
1) Ships named after chunks of potato.
I mean, WEDGES?!
Talk about uncreative, nose-wrinkling inducing and just plain fattening.
gonna go & read my beloved geek-fiction now:D
just spotted an ubercool Sandle one.
Sunday, July 08, 2007
cake all around<3
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO:
JORJA FOX
ADILAH
and
AISHAH
all of whom blew out their candles YESTERDAY (7/7)
i can't believe i forgot to blog about that. >:(
...
criminal. sent 7/7/2007 PM 11:19:
LAURA.
criminal. sent 7/7/2007 PM 11:19:
THE PICTURE OF GREG. IS IN YOUR BLOG.
criminal. sent 7/7/2007 PM 11:19:
OMG.
criminal. sent 7/7/2007 PM 11:19:
BUT I CAN'T SAVE IT.
~
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:24:
OMG.
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:24:
LAURA.
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:24:
i just realised that House is really like CSI.
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:24:
Grissom - House
Catherine - Cuddy
Warrick - Foreman
Nick - Wilson
Sara - Cameron
Greg - Chase
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:24:
THEIR OPENING CREDS ARE IN THE SAME ORDER.
criminal. sent 8/7/2007 AM 3:25:
Hugh Laurie, then Lisa Edelstein, then Omar Epps, then Robert Sean Leonard, then Jennifer Morrison, then Jesse Spencer.
sanders. says:
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING BY COMPARING SARA TO CAMERON?!
(Except, of course, everyone on CSI is so much cooler and hotter.
...
whatever, they're just better.)
Friday, July 06, 2007
The Good, The Bad and The Downright Hilarious.
THE GOOD
1) I found so many Sandle pics today on LiveJournal.
(It rocks, man.)
Shameera is right, maybe I should move there!
2) SANDLE VIDEOSSSSS.
SANDLE FANFICSSSS.
SANDLE SHORT STORIES ON LIVEJOURNAL.
3) Finished all homework today! Within AN HOUR.
THE BAD
1) Annoying junior, who, I just recalled, went at yesterday's MAOUM sale:
"Why would I want to buy that? It's so useless!"
HELLO, ACCESSORIES ARE USED TO PRETTIFY YOURSELVES. AND NO, I DON'T CARE
THAT THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD. WHEN I GET PISSED OFF, I DON'T MIND MY
LANGUAGE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
2) Annoying kids on the bus who can't seem to keep their hands to themselves or stop
screaming.
AND THEDOMINATRIX (EYUCK HER!) DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS
1) Mrs Lee and the Flicking of Tom Cruise's hair
She was in the middle of explaining how to calculate the gradient of linear graphs when a sudden though struck her:
"Have you seen Mission: Impossible III??? Eh, you know hah, when Tom Cruise was climbing the cliff, I could see it was vertical!"
Mrs Lee then proceeded to tell us how Tom managed to scale the Terrifying Wall with his bare hands, and how he could also answer his telephone and flick his hair simultaeneously.
I was laughing too hard.
Too hard.
2)Mrs Chaisy Poot Francis-Teo-Chong (my, my, has she been busy!)
Taught us "Literature" today!!!
Full diagram is on Shameera's blog! (I can't be bothered to type it all down!)
Anyway, the funniest thing was when she scolded Mun Woo for being rude and ordered Nadia to get her a booking!!!
TWICE.
IMMORTAL QUOTES:
"Nadia, do your stuff."
"I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself [Min-Wei!]!"
Sigh.
Where is a video camera when you need one?!
1) I found so many Sandle pics today on LiveJournal.
(It rocks, man.)
Shameera is right, maybe I should move there!
2) SANDLE VIDEOSSSSS.
SANDLE FANFICSSSS.
SANDLE SHORT STORIES ON LIVEJOURNAL.
3) Finished all homework today! Within AN HOUR.
THE BAD
1) Annoying junior, who, I just recalled, went at yesterday's MAOUM sale:
"Why would I want to buy that? It's so useless!"
HELLO, ACCESSORIES ARE USED TO PRETTIFY YOURSELVES. AND NO, I DON'T CARE
THAT THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD. WHEN I GET PISSED OFF, I DON'T MIND MY
LANGUAGE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
2) Annoying kids on the bus who can't seem to keep their hands to themselves or stop
screaming.
AND THE
1) Mrs Lee and the Flicking of Tom Cruise's hair
She was in the middle of explaining how to calculate the gradient of linear graphs when a sudden though struck her:
"Have you seen Mission: Impossible III??? Eh, you know hah, when Tom Cruise was climbing the cliff, I could see it was vertical!"
Mrs Lee then proceeded to tell us how Tom managed to scale the Terrifying Wall with his bare hands, and how he could also answer his telephone and flick his hair simultaeneously.
I was laughing too hard.
Too hard.
2)Mrs Chaisy Poot Francis-Teo-Chong (my, my, has she been busy!)
Taught us "Literature" today!!!
Full diagram is on Shameera's blog! (I can't be bothered to type it all down!)
Anyway, the funniest thing was when she scolded Mun Woo for being rude and ordered Nadia to get her a booking!!!
TWICE.
IMMORTAL QUOTES:
"Nadia, do your stuff."
"I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself [Min-Wei!]!"
Sigh.
Where is a video camera when you need one?!
Thursday, July 05, 2007
csifanatic333 is the BOMB.
rhille: I'm thinking of putting my amatuer-ish "I Hate Sofia" icons on the icons page, but I don't wanna offend any Sofia lovers out there.
csifanatic333: I'm not sure there ARE any out there!
csifanatic333: I'm not sure there ARE any out there!
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