whispers in the lab

"A couple of glasses of merlot. Rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible."
"Thanks, Greg."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Table Stakes)

"You smell like death."
"I've heard."
"You know ... a real man wouldn't mind."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Bully for You)

"Just because you got passed over, don't take it out on me."
"He didn't pass me over."
"Really? What would you call it, then?"
"Grissom."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Ellie)

"So I was thinking. Maybe we could take our break at the same time. Later this shift. Together."
"Sure."
"Really."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Organ Grinder)

"The overbearing patriarchal structure of modern organised sports represents a socially palatable sublimation of what Jung refers to as the 'Shadow of the Unconscious.'"
"You sucked at team sports, huh?"
"I was captain of the high school chess squad."
"Chess is not a sport, Greg."
"Then why is there a World Chess Champion?"
"I think sports are physical by definition."
"Well, sex is physical. Is that a sport?"
"Not to me."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Primum Non Nocere)

"Please tell me there are something more to this guys and cars thing, besides the obvious penis extension metaphors."
"So you want me to lie?"
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Time of Your Death)

"David, I know where he's from."
[...]
"Planet Seiko."
-- Sara Sidle to David Phillips (Viva Las Vegas)

~

Sara: "You´re crowding me Greg."
Greg: "Well, I have some information that can bring us even closer."

Greg: "So what´s with that Harpo lady?"
Catherine: "Harper."
Greg: "Whatevo."

Sara: "I heard you finally lost your virginity."
Greg glances at Sara. She smiles at him.
Sara: "First autopsy. How was it?"
Greg: "It was fine. How was your first time? How did you react?"
Sara: "I puked."
Greg: "I didn't puke."
Sara: "Way to go, tough guy."

Hodges: "Good thing you don't have to pass a spelling test to work in the field. 'Funtain' water?"
Greg: "My people are Norwegian. That's how we spell it."

Henry: "Maybe I don´t want to be a toxicologist my whole life. I mean, you went from DNA to the field, and I guess you´re kind of a role model to me."
Greg: "A role model, huh?"
Henry: "Yeah. By the way, where do you get your hair cut?"

Hodges: "Good. You are here. I love an audience."
Greg: "Don´t expect any applause."

Greg: "Sara ..."
Sara: "I didn't think you could see me."
Greg: "I can't ... but I know that Sidle scent."
Sara: "I'm going to take that as a compliment."
OMG HOW SANDLE.

STUPID CBS GIVING GREG LESS SCREEN TIME = LESS FUNNY QUOTES