Thursday, June 07, 2007

Fallen Idols

HEE HEE HEE.
:D

Two GSR moments, the best one being:
"Do you trust me?"


...


"Intimately."


OMG.
How shippy can you GET?!

However, the rest of the episode was kind of a yawn.

Firstly, Catherine and Sara hardly made appearances. Fallen Idols was like an all-men show.
Secondly, everybody involved in the plot died.
Thirdly, stupid Sofia Curtis DID make an appearance, stating the friggin' obvious:
WARRICK: The keys are still in the ignition. There's no blood on the driver's seat.
SOFIA: Which means Ryan probably wasn't driving, because his blood was all over the field.

HAIYAHHHHH.

Basically, this eppy was about a cheerleader (Megan) and some basketball player (Ryan) going missing after a big game.

They found blood in the parking lot, and on a tackling dummy in the field. (Blood on tackling dummy was arterial spray, and belonged to Ryan. So that basically meant that there was a good chance he was already dead.)

To make a long story short, the basketball player was sleeping with Megan, her best friend (Sheila) and the photography teacher (Ms. Keane).

(Ew.)

The CSIs knew this cos he had crabs.

And if you *ahem* sleep with someone who has crabs, you'll get it too, and the crabs will contain your DNA and the other person's DNA.

And the cheerleader had this friend (Charlie) who teamed up with Sheila to videotape Ryan confessing he had crabs. Then Ryan apparently went after them, hit Sheila on the head and knocked his head against the tacking dummy. The little boy Charlie and Sheila dragged the body out and dumped it who-knows-where. Sheila soon died from the blow Ryan had delievered to her. Megan was later found barely alive on the edge of a road, being a victim of a hit-and-run accident.

Still on the lookout for the Ryan's body, the CSIs went to visit the photography teacher and realised that she had knocked the cheerleader down with her car as the headlight pieces found near the cheerleader matched her car's headlights. Inside Ms. Keane's house, they found her lying with Ryan's corpse under a camera which was taking shots of them together. She had apparently ODed.

OK, so this may not be the best sypnosis, but at least I understand it.

But basically, it was one hell of a confusing and weirded-out ride.

BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE:
(Sara and Archie)
If that's your boyfriend,
if that's your boyfriend,
he wasn't last night.

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