i love you, YouTube.

OMG WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DEFACE GREG'S HANDSOME FACE.
AND LUCKYLUCKYLUCKY ALLY SHEEDY OR WHATEVER.
ERGHHHHHH IMAGINE BEING ERIC SZMANDA'S FANTASY!!!!


I LOVE THIS SONG.
GOO GOO DOLLS!!!
SHAMEERA, CAN YOU HELP ME GET IT???

"i had a crush on johnny bravo."

Today. Was. Fun.

After recess (and going to the library to pick up some CSI DVDs for a ripped-off-by-Melli-and-the-rice-stall-auntie Min-Wei), we chatted with Asri, Sarah Ho, Tammy, Lesley and Wei Yi.
And sung the theme songs to our favourite cartoons, e.g. Pokemon ("Gotta catch 'em all!"), PowerPuff Girls ("DUM, DUM, DUMDUMDUMDUMDUM!") and Jimmy Neutron.

SHAMEERA ALSO ADMITTED TO HAVING A CRUSH ON JOHNNY BRAVO AND BUGS BUNNY.
To which Sarah Ho replied, "WHAT?! He's a BUNNY!
Which caused Tammy to go, "Yeah, but at least you'll multiply quickly!"
Which caused me to laugh so damn hard that Shameera sent me a death glare.

Nadia also got seriously possessive over Nazirah coming to sit in Jeppy's empty chair. LOL.

In Science:

(Mr. Lim is explaining multiple reflection in the background, using a diagram of a person bathing in a tub surrounded by mirrors.)
SHAM: Why would anyone want to see themselves in the mirror when they bathe???
ME: YAH! It's depressing enough!

In CE, Mdm Marini & Mr Ang bought 2GEEWHY 6 pizzas, and I am proud to say I stuck to my vegetarian diet and gave all the meat on my pizza to Chaisy Poot.

During that time, Sham, MW and I started arguing who was hotter/sexier/cuter: Robert Chase (House M.D., Sham), Nick Stokes (CSI Las Vegas, MW) and Greg Sanders (CSI Las Vegas, me!).

We even pulled in other people to back us up, and I am pleased to report that most people (Lynn&Chaisy) agreed that Greg was hotter/sexier/cuter. (God bless Lynn&Chaisy!!!)

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Eventually, we created Standerase [stan-der-ace], a blend of the most handsome, most pulse-racing inducing, make-you-melt-like-an-ice-cream-in-the-Sahara-heat inducing men:

ST (Nick STokes)

ANDER (Greg SANDERs)

ASE (Robert ChASE)

Then Shameera got an AHEM.

And while Min-Wei and I went up the lift with the teachers, still arguing who was the better man, we heard:

MR ANG: (carrying pizza box) Shameera got a *****, is it?

[...]

[Min-Wei and I stare]

MDM MARINI: (nods)

[...]

MIN-WEI: (to Mr Ang) Eh, how you know ah?

AND JUST FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, A VIDEO PRODUCED BY MR. ERIC SZMANDA, NUMBER ONE HOTTIE ON LAURA N.'S HOT GUYS LIST:

The 911 call a Dearborn cop made after he overdosed on marijuana brownies has become fodder for Internet humor.

After seeing the call broadcast on CNN, Los Angeles actor Eric Szmanda created his own spoof of the incident on SecretFunTime.com, showing dancing penguins asking the actor playing Officer Edward Sanchez, who resigned, for the score of the Red Wings game. (Sanchez asked the 911 dispatcher the same thing.)

The spoof also shows a wall of weapons when he is asked whether there are guns in the house.

"Everybody's imagination started to run wild once they heard the call. By nature of what we do at SecretFunTime, we take things that are current and poke some fun at them," Szmanda said. "Everyone wanted to know what was actually going on in the home of Eddie Sanchez. And it didn't take long at all to ... fill in the blanks."

Many comedy outlets have gotten laughs out of the 911 recording -- first obtained by the Free Press from the Dearborn Heights Police Department under the Freedom of Information Act. It was the subject of a May 10 report.

Sanchez admitted to police that he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, made marijuana brownies. He was allowed to resign from the Dearborn Police Department and was not charged.

frimly cebu artwork

I was extremely bored in art.

And I couldn't sketch the stupid cliche-y pile of fruit in a bastket in front of me.

So I drew the CSI crew:

GRISSOM!
CATHERINE!

WARRICK!

NICK!
SARA!
GREG! (iPod, too!)

BRASS! (with a walkie-talkie)

Random dead body wearing Nick's turtleneck.

I didn't include Sofia Curtis cos:

a) It would've been a waste of time,

b) I had no space and

c)Louise Lombard is a leech, and her character sucks.

In English, we argued with Ms Lin about the spelling of 'firmly'. She insisted it was spelt as 'frimly'.

-_-

I hummed Song of the Cebu to myself, and ran through the lyrics in my head as Shameera was called for oral presentation.

Here's Song of the Cebu, in case Huda, Adilah & Chaisy can't find it:

And the Pizza Angel one:Enjoy(:

whispers in the lab

"A couple of glasses of merlot. Rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible."
"Thanks, Greg."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Table Stakes)

"You smell like death."
"I've heard."
"You know ... a real man wouldn't mind."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Bully for You)

"Just because you got passed over, don't take it out on me."
"He didn't pass me over."
"Really? What would you call it, then?"
"Grissom."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Ellie)

"So I was thinking. Maybe we could take our break at the same time. Later this shift. Together."
"Sure."
"Really."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Organ Grinder)

"The overbearing patriarchal structure of modern organised sports represents a socially palatable sublimation of what Jung refers to as the 'Shadow of the Unconscious.'"
"You sucked at team sports, huh?"
"I was captain of the high school chess squad."
"Chess is not a sport, Greg."
"Then why is there a World Chess Champion?"
"I think sports are physical by definition."
"Well, sex is physical. Is that a sport?"
"Not to me."
-- Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle (Primum Non Nocere)

"Please tell me there are something more to this guys and cars thing, besides the obvious penis extension metaphors."
"So you want me to lie?"
-- Sara Sidle and Greg Sanders (Time of Your Death)

"David, I know where he's from."
[...]
"Planet Seiko."
-- Sara Sidle to David Phillips (Viva Las Vegas)

~

Sara: "You´re crowding me Greg."
Greg: "Well, I have some information that can bring us even closer."

Greg: "So what´s with that Harpo lady?"
Catherine: "Harper."
Greg: "Whatevo."

Sara: "I heard you finally lost your virginity."
Greg glances at Sara. She smiles at him.
Sara: "First autopsy. How was it?"
Greg: "It was fine. How was your first time? How did you react?"
Sara: "I puked."
Greg: "I didn't puke."
Sara: "Way to go, tough guy."

Hodges: "Good thing you don't have to pass a spelling test to work in the field. 'Funtain' water?"
Greg: "My people are Norwegian. That's how we spell it."

Henry: "Maybe I don´t want to be a toxicologist my whole life. I mean, you went from DNA to the field, and I guess you´re kind of a role model to me."
Greg: "A role model, huh?"
Henry: "Yeah. By the way, where do you get your hair cut?"

Hodges: "Good. You are here. I love an audience."
Greg: "Don´t expect any applause."

Greg: "Sara ..."
Sara: "I didn't think you could see me."
Greg: "I can't ... but I know that Sidle scent."
Sara: "I'm going to take that as a compliment."
OMG HOW SANDLE.

STUPID CBS GIVING GREG LESS SCREEN TIME = LESS FUNNY QUOTES

through it all

EEEEKS MY COMP. JUST DIED.
SO NOW I HAVE TO RE-TYPE MY ENTIRE BLOG POST.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

WELL.
Today was okay, I guess.
In CE, I gossed about CSI, House and other irrelevant topics with Ris, Laurie, Mun Woo and Sham, and also argued with them about chopping my hair off for Children's Cancer Foundation's Hair for Hope.

Science with Mr. Lim (NEW TEACHER!!!) was understandable.
Hopefully, under him, I won't screw up my Science grade the way I did with my previous 5 tests.
Also laughed some more with Sham about the stupid mirror on the end of my ruler.

Chinese was FUN! :D
(Usually, it isn't.
But today it was.)
We played with funny hand puppets and watched clips.
I doodled in Angela's huge notebook.

And after school, I hung out with Drama seniors, Joy & Sham.
AND WE GOT LET OFF ONE AND A HALF HOURS EARLY FROM DRAMA!!!
(HEEHEEHEE)

Even though we were missing three people from COTB, Mr Choy was satisfied with our performance, and let us off earlier(:

And when I got home, I uploaded so many Greg, Sara, GSR and Sandle photos onto my comp. and phone :D

Oh, and a small note to Shameera:
THANK YOU FOR 'SONG OF THE CEBU'!!!!!!!!!

Back-To-School Blues

TODAY WAS A SUCKY DAY FOR ME AT SCHOOL.

First, I had no idea what a catalyst was, and thus lost one point from my Science test.
Secondly, I failed the Maths quiz by HALF a mark. (Thank God it's not counted.)
Thirdly, UMBRIDGE DID NOT LEAVE THE BUILDING.
And in assembly, my stupid bindi thing fell off my notebook, so now there is this funny sticky part on the cover (of my notebook, that is).

TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I COME HOME TO LOUSY FOOD AND CRAMPS.

ERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The only thing that is keeping me from hurling/throwing the keyboard out the window/ripping my textbooks apart is tha fact that Shameera promised me to get me "Song of th Cebu" and "Pizza Angel".

:D

OKAY SO THAT WAS A FAKE SMILE.

But I WILL and DID smile when I saw this:

And this:

AND THESE:

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

GREG, GREG, GREG/ ERIC, ERIC, ERIC... you're so fineeeeeee.

(ireallyhopeyouandjorjagettogether:D)

ALSO:

ME: Why the hell is Mack (CSI:NY) sleeping with one woman and loving another???

LAURA F.: Men can't make up their minds!

CHAISY: (under her breath) They don't HAVE one!

Unfaithful?

SHAMEERA!
Are you seeing this???

SANDLE<3

Heart&Soul

The Knight, Bishop and Rook
Great stuff, this one:D


Like a Fever you Can't Sweat Out
This too.

;;;

EEEK EMPTY EYES WAS SO GSR!

yayye!!! :D
That episode was GORY, manz.
I can't really blog about it, but if you want the sypnosis, go to CBS Wiki's Episode Guide.

What I really want to blog about is:
ERIC SZMANDA/GREG SANDERS.

OMG he is FINE, FINE, FINE.
And is also on my Extremely-Short-Crush-List-When-Compared-To-Shameera's.
AT THE TOP.

(Sorry, Nick&Mr. Nice-But-Weird-Coloured-Shoes!)

Sadly, Greg has mellowed/matured ever since he got out into the field.
He's exchanged his funky, loud music for the mundane snaps of camera lens, his spiky hair for a mop-y look (but still equally cute!) and those wild print T-shirts for boring, a la Nick-Warrick-Grissom button-downs.

SIGHHHHHH...

Also:
WHY IS CBS GIVING HIM SO FREAKING LITTLE SCREEN TIME????
IN SEASON 7 AND IN THE UPCOMING SEASON 8!
HELLO.
THE SHOW IS CALLED CSI.
SHOULDN'T ALL THE CSIs BE FIRST ON THE MAIN CAST LIST???
WHY IS ERIC SZMANDA/GREG SANDERS LIKE THE LAST ONE (ON SAID MAIN CAST LIST)???

AND:
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CRUSH ON SARA SIDLE???
HE WAS LIKE FLIRTING WITH HER 24/7 IN SEASONS 2&3!
I mean, COME ON!
He is like so serious about her!
If WHEN Sara is rescued from the bottom of that car, I hope Grissom confesses his love for her.

AND THEN I'D LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TO SEE EVERYONE'S REACTION.

But most of all, GREG!

And if Grissom and Sara break-up or whatever,

I'll be in the stands rooting for Sandle to hurry and up and occur.

Dear CBS producers,

Could you also hurry up and allow Catherine and Nick to get together already?

We CSI fans have been waiting for such a long time.

Too long a time.

Sincerely,

A Loyal CSI: Las Vegas Fan

(I could do him too, Shameera!!!)

&they're starting to grow on me

You know fanfics are good when they drive you to the verge of tears.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3212113/1/

priceless.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

CREDITS TO SHAMEERA FOR SHOWING ME THIS VIDEO!!!

(Ecklie: A HIPPO?!

I wish they put Sofia as a water buffalo, too!)

SHE LIVES!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

...

SARA SIDLE IS NOT - I REPEAT, NOT- GOING TO GET KILLED OFF CSI!!!

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I would put more smiley faces, but my face hurts already.

According to CBS's Fall Preview 2007 of all the shows, Jorja Fox was listed as a member of the cast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's more, she moved up on the list (bigger role???) and is now between George Eads (Nick Stokes) and Gary Dourdan (Warrick Brown).

The entire cast list is here:
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/fall_preview_2007/

Also, you'll notice Greg is given less screen time.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
He and Brass switched places.
Sigh.
Oh well.
Brass deserves to be in the limelight for once.
His performance as a grouchy homicide detective is great! XD


...


ALSO:
SOFIA CURTIS IS NO LONGER PART OF THE MAIN CAST!!!!!!!!!!
(are you glad, Shamimi?!
I AM!!!)


I'm starting to like Season 8 better and better! :D

Fallen Idols

HEE HEE HEE.

:D

Two GSR moments, the best one being:

"Do you trust me?"

...

"Intimately."

OMG.

How shippy can you GET?!

However, the rest of the episode was kind of a yawn.

Firstly, Catherine and Sara hardly made appearances. Fallen Idols was like an all-men show.

Secondly, everybody involved in the plot died.

Thirdly, stupid Sofia Curtis DID make an appearance, stating the friggin' obvious:

WARRICK: The keys are still in the ignition. There's no blood on the driver's seat.

SOFIA: Which means Ryan probably wasn't driving, because his blood was all over the field.

HAIYAHHHHH.

Basically, this eppy was about a cheerleader (Megan) and some basketball player (Ryan) going missing after a big game.

They found blood in the parking lot, and on a tackling dummy in the field. (Blood on tackling dummy was arterial spray, and belonged to Ryan. So that basically meant that there was a good chance he was already dead.)

To make a long story short, the basketball player was sleeping with Megan, her best friend (Sheila) and the photography teacher (Ms. Keane).

(Ew.)

The CSIs knew this cos he had crabs.

And if you *ahem* sleep with someone who has crabs, you'll get it too, and the crabs will contain your DNA and the other person's DNA.

And the cheerleader had this friend (Charlie) who teamed up with Sheila to videotape Ryan confessing he had crabs. Then Ryan apparently went after them, hit Sheila on the head and knocked his head against the tacking dummy. The little boy Charlie and Sheila dragged the body out and dumped it who-knows-where. Sheila soon died from the blow Ryan had delievered to her. Megan was later found barely alive on the edge of a road, being a victim of a hit-and-run accident.

Still on the lookout for the Ryan's body, the CSIs went to visit the photography teacher and realised that she had knocked the cheerleader down with her car as the headlight pieces found near the cheerleader matched her car's headlights. Inside Ms. Keane's house, they found her lying with Ryan's corpse under a camera which was taking shots of them together. She had apparently ODed.

OK, so this may not be the best sypnosis, but at least I understand it.

But basically, it was one hell of a confusing and weirded-out ride.

BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE:

(Sara and Archie)

If that's your boyfriend,

if that's your boyfriend,

he wasn't last night.

DUNZO!

SEASON THREE

ONWARD,

to Season Four.

:D